2006-09-02
Original: 2006-09-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel:
A dark-haired man (referred to as Clark) sits in an armchair, holding up a yellow legal pad. An older woman in a purple dress stands beside him, gesturing, with a green chalkboard behind her.
Clark: "I'VE GOT IT CLARK! TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!"
Woman: "OH... OH YEAH, YEAH THAT'S PRETTY COOL..."
Chalkboard (brainstorming notes): "GREAT MAN? STRO[NG] *UBE[R]* (SUPERMAN) TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND...?"
The yellow legal pad in Clark's hands reads: "TRUTH, JUSTICE AND FUCK DA POLICE"
Votey:
A woman's face (lower right). A speech bubble from off-panel says: "Now I made you this unitard!"
A dark-haired man (referred to as Clark) sits in an armchair, holding up a yellow legal pad. An older woman in a purple dress stands beside him, gesturing, with a green chalkboard behind her.
Clark: "I'VE GOT IT CLARK! TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!"
Woman: "OH... OH YEAH, YEAH THAT'S PRETTY COOL..."
Chalkboard (brainstorming notes): "GREAT MAN? STRO[NG] *UBE[R]* (SUPERMAN) TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND...?"
The yellow legal pad in Clark's hands reads: "TRUTH, JUSTICE AND FUCK DA POLICE"
Votey:
A woman's face (lower right). A speech bubble from off-panel says: "Now I made you this unitard!"
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A dark-haired man called Clark sits in an armchair holding up a yellow legal pad, talking with an older woman in a purple dress who stands beside a green chalkboard. Clark declares, "I've got it Clark! Truth, justice, and the American way!" The woman replies unenthusiastically, "Oh... oh yeah, yeah that's pretty cool..." The chalkboard shows brainstorming for inventing Superman: "Great man? Strong, uber, (Superman), Truth, justice, and...?" The joke: the man and woman are workshopping the Superman slogan, but the legal pad Clark is actually holding up reads "Truth, justice and fuck da police" — explaining the woman's lukewarm reaction. Votey: a woman's face appears at the lower right as an off-panel voice in a speech bubble cheerfully adds, "Now I made you this unitard!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.