2006-09-05
Original: 2006-09-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Joker: YOU'RE TOO LATE BATMAN! NOW YOU'LL NEVER STOP MY PLAN TO LET BATMAN SURVIVE THE NIGHT!
Batman: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT JOKER!
Panel 2:
Caption: LATER...
(Batman has a Batarang lodged bloodily in his forehead, having apparently thrown it at himself.)
Joker: WELL PLAYED.
Votey:
Batman (battered, eye swollen): This is gonna bruise
Joker: YOU'RE TOO LATE BATMAN! NOW YOU'LL NEVER STOP MY PLAN TO LET BATMAN SURVIVE THE NIGHT!
Batman: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT JOKER!
Panel 2:
Caption: LATER...
(Batman has a Batarang lodged bloodily in his forehead, having apparently thrown it at himself.)
Joker: WELL PLAYED.
Votey:
Batman (battered, eye swollen): This is gonna bruise
Alt text
A stylized blue-cowled Batman faces a grinning white-faced Joker. Panel 1: Joker gloats, "You're too late Batman! Now you'll never stop my plan to LET BATMAN SURVIVE THE NIGHT!" Batman snarls back, "We'll see about THAT Joker!" Panel 2, labeled "Later...": Batman now has a Batarang embedded bloodily in his own forehead, having defeated the Joker's plan by harming himself. The Joker says simply, "Well played." Votey: a close-up of a beaten-up Batman with a swollen eye muttering, "This is gonna bruise." The joke: the Joker's scheme was for Batman to survive, so Batman foils it by injuring himself.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.