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2006-08-30

Original: 2006-08-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A young man with blond hair (back to viewer, in red) stands facing two older men.
Blond young man: "DAD, DAD... I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU... I'M... DOUBLE-GAY."
The two men he is addressing (one with reddish-brown hair in a green shirt, one with short hair in a blue shirt) look on, the green-shirted one smiling slightly.

Caption (below panel): "Of course we were supportive, but deep down we wondered if we were bad parents."

Votey:
A roughly sketched face of one of the dads speaks.
Dad: "We're sending you to Double-Gay therapy camp."

Alt text

A young blond man, seen from behind in a red shirt, stands before two older men in a living room and says, 'Dad, dad... I have something to tell you... I'm... DOUBLE-GAY.' The two dads, one in a green shirt and one in a blue shirt, listen, the green-shirted one giving a small smile. A caption below reads: 'Of course we were supportive, but deep down we wondered if we were bad parents.' Votey: a loosely drawn sketch of one dad's face, who says, 'We're sending you to Double-Gay therapy camp.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.