2006-09-07
Original: 2006-09-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (with red/orange hair, green shirt): HOW ABOUT NOW?
Woman (brown hair, red shirt): I TOLD YOU STEVE - THERE'S NO WAY I'M EVER DATING YOU.
Caption (below panel): Moments later, Earth collided with Mars.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's face, drawn in a sketchy black-and-white style, thought/hand-lettered text above her head: I still have a shot at Harrison Ford
Man (with red/orange hair, green shirt): HOW ABOUT NOW?
Woman (brown hair, red shirt): I TOLD YOU STEVE - THERE'S NO WAY I'M EVER DATING YOU.
Caption (below panel): Moments later, Earth collided with Mars.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's face, drawn in a sketchy black-and-white style, thought/hand-lettered text above her head: I still have a shot at Harrison Ford
Alt text
A single-panel cartoon. A red-haired man in a green shirt stands beside a brown-haired woman in a red shirt against a dark green background. The man asks, "HOW ABOUT NOW?" The woman replies, "I TOLD YOU STEVE - THERE'S NO WAY I'M EVER DATING YOU." A caption below the panel reads, "Moments later, Earth collided with Mars." The joke: the man keeps asking because some cosmic catastrophe is imminent, but even facing the end of the world she refuses him. The votey (aftercomic) is a sketchy black-and-white close-up of the woman's smug face with the lettered thought above her: "I still have a shot at Harrison Ford" - she'd rather hold out for a celebrity than settle, even as the planet is about to be destroyed.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.