2006-08-28
Original: 2006-08-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Doctor (a woman with glasses and a head mirror, holding a clipboard): SO... DURING YOUR KNEE SURGERY WE SORT OF ACCIDENTALLY STARTED OPERATING ON YOUR BRAIN AND REMOVED YOUR ABILITY TO REACT REASONABLY TO SITUATIONS...
Patient (a man with reddish-orange hair): BAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!
Caption: Mr. Andrews later sued us for having an excellent gift shop.
Votey:
Mr. Andrews (the same red-haired man, now drawn with a flat, deadpan expression): I'm suing for negative a million dollars.
Doctor (a woman with glasses and a head mirror, holding a clipboard): SO... DURING YOUR KNEE SURGERY WE SORT OF ACCIDENTALLY STARTED OPERATING ON YOUR BRAIN AND REMOVED YOUR ABILITY TO REACT REASONABLY TO SITUATIONS...
Patient (a man with reddish-orange hair): BAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!
Caption: Mr. Andrews later sued us for having an excellent gift shop.
Votey:
Mr. Andrews (the same red-haired man, now drawn with a flat, deadpan expression): I'm suing for negative a million dollars.
Alt text
Main comic: A doctor with glasses and a head mirror, holding a clipboard, leans toward a red-haired male patient and says, "So... during your knee surgery we sort of accidentally started operating on your brain and removed your ability to react reasonably to situations..." The patient grins delightedly and replies, "Bahahaha! You guys are awesome!" Caption below reads: "Mr. Andrews later sued us for having an excellent gift shop." Votey: A simple line drawing of the same man's face, now deadpan, in a speech bubble saying, "I'm suing for negative a million dollars." The joke: with his ability to react reasonably removed, his lawsuits are absurdly positive instead of hostile.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.