2006-07-19
Original: 2006-07-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red/orange hair stands at a podium in front of a banner reading "MISOGYNISTS ANONYMOUS '06".
Man (Todd): "I haven't been able to overcome my problem entirely, but the are now a few specific types of women I don't hate. For example, unattractive harpies, who better not leave the kitchen unless I say so."
Caption (below panel): Todd then smiled and winked at his wife.
Votey:
Handwritten letter: "Dear Zach, are you ever embarrassed of any of your old comics?"
Reply (in red): "WHAT OLD COMICS?"
A man with red/orange hair stands at a podium in front of a banner reading "MISOGYNISTS ANONYMOUS '06".
Man (Todd): "I haven't been able to overcome my problem entirely, but the are now a few specific types of women I don't hate. For example, unattractive harpies, who better not leave the kitchen unless I say so."
Caption (below panel): Todd then smiled and winked at his wife.
Votey:
Handwritten letter: "Dear Zach, are you ever embarrassed of any of your old comics?"
Reply (in red): "WHAT OLD COMICS?"
Alt text
A man with flame-like orange hair stands at a podium beneath a banner reading "MISOGYNISTS ANONYMOUS '06." Speaking as if at a support-group meeting, he says: "I haven't been able to overcome my problem entirely, but the [sic] are now a few specific types of women I don't hate. For example, unattractive harpies, who better not leave the kitchen unless I say so." A caption below reads: "Todd then smiled and winked at his wife" — undercutting his supposed recovery. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten note reads "Dear Zach, are you ever embarrassed of any of your old comics?" and the reply, in bold red letters, is "WHAT OLD COMICS?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.