2006-07-17
Original: 2006-07-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS: MISUNDERSTOOD BIBLE PASSAGES
Panel: An old man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a purple robe, stands at the rail of a wooden ark looking out at a large rainbow arcing across the sky. A giraffe is visible beside him on the ark.
Old man (Noah): HUH.
Caption below panel: Episode 1:
God calls Noah gay.
Votey: A close-up of the same old man's (Noah's) face, looking puzzled.
Noah: I'm not mad, just confused.
Panel: An old man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a purple robe, stands at the rail of a wooden ark looking out at a large rainbow arcing across the sky. A giraffe is visible beside him on the ark.
Old man (Noah): HUH.
Caption below panel: Episode 1:
God calls Noah gay.
Votey: A close-up of the same old man's (Noah's) face, looking puzzled.
Noah: I'm not mad, just confused.
Alt text
A spoof titled "SMBC PRESENTS: MISUNDERSTOOD BIBLE PASSAGES." In the single panel, an old gray-bearded man in a purple robe — Noah — stands at the deck of his ark, a giraffe beside him, staring up at a big rainbow arcing across the sky. He flatly says, "Huh." The caption reads "Episode 1: God calls Noah gay," the joke being that the post-flood rainbow (a covenant in the Bible) is reinterpreted as God labeling Noah gay. Votey: a sketchy close-up of Noah's puzzled face saying, "I'm not mad, just confused."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.