2006-07-15
Original: 2006-07-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A scientist in a white lab coat (a person with light/blond hair) stands holding a clipboard, observing through a window into a sealed chamber. On the wall is a gauge labeled "AIR LEVEL" with markings "LOW" 50%" "OK". Inside the chamber, a person (with orange/red hair) lies on a table, arm outstretched and limp against the glass. A test sheet near them reads "CAN YOU BREATH?" with checkboxes.
Caption (below panel): Once again, our study proved inconclusive.
Votey:
A close-up of a distressed, wide-eyed face (the test subject). Speech bubble: "I need 700 more gallons of undergrad!"
A scientist in a white lab coat (a person with light/blond hair) stands holding a clipboard, observing through a window into a sealed chamber. On the wall is a gauge labeled "AIR LEVEL" with markings "LOW" 50%" "OK". Inside the chamber, a person (with orange/red hair) lies on a table, arm outstretched and limp against the glass. A test sheet near them reads "CAN YOU BREATH?" with checkboxes.
Caption (below panel): Once again, our study proved inconclusive.
Votey:
A close-up of a distressed, wide-eyed face (the test subject). Speech bubble: "I need 700 more gallons of undergrad!"
Alt text
A scientist in a white lab coat holds a clipboard and watches through a window into a sealed test chamber. On the chamber wall a gauge labeled "AIR LEVEL" reads near 50% between markings for "LOW" and "OK." Inside, a person with orange hair lies slumped on a table, one arm pressed limply against the glass, beside a test form reading "CAN YOU BREATH?" with checkboxes. The caption reads: "Once again, our study proved inconclusive." The joke: the scientist treats a person suffocating in a low-air chamber as merely an inconclusive experiment. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the panicked, wide-eyed subject's face, who exclaims, "I need 700 more gallons of undergrad!" — implying the experimenter plans to use many more undergraduate test subjects.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.