2006-07-22
Original: 2006-07-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man and a blonde woman are in the front seats of a car at night, leaning toward each other in an embrace.
Woman: WAIT! DO YOU HAVE ANY PROTECTION?
Man: WELL, MY MOM SAID BABIES ONLY COME FROM TWO PEOPLE WHO REALLY LOVE EACHOTHER. SO, I THINK WE SHOULD BE IN THE CLEAR.
Votey:
A close-up of a person's worried face.
Voice (off-panel, in a large speech bubble): Okay, then no falling in love while we're doing it!
A man and a blonde woman are in the front seats of a car at night, leaning toward each other in an embrace.
Woman: WAIT! DO YOU HAVE ANY PROTECTION?
Man: WELL, MY MOM SAID BABIES ONLY COME FROM TWO PEOPLE WHO REALLY LOVE EACHOTHER. SO, I THINK WE SHOULD BE IN THE CLEAR.
Votey:
A close-up of a person's worried face.
Voice (off-panel, in a large speech bubble): Okay, then no falling in love while we're doing it!
Alt text
Main comic (one panel): A man and a blonde woman lean into each other in the front seats of a car at night, lit by a small yellow moon. The woman asks, "WAIT! DO YOU HAVE ANY PROTECTION?" The man, grinning, replies, "WELL, MY MOM SAID BABIES ONLY COME FROM TWO PEOPLE WHO REALLY LOVE EACHOTHER. SO, I THINK WE SHOULD BE IN THE CLEAR." The joke: he interprets his mother's euphemistic explanation of where babies come from as literal birth-control advice.
Votey (aftercomic): A simple hand-drawn close-up of a person making an anxious, furrowed-brow face. A speech bubble says, "Okay, then no falling in love while we're doing it!" — taking the man's logic to its absurd conclusion as a contraceptive plan.
Votey (aftercomic): A simple hand-drawn close-up of a person making an anxious, furrowed-brow face. A speech bubble says, "Okay, then no falling in love while we're doing it!" — taking the man's logic to its absurd conclusion as a contraceptive plan.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.