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2006-07-23

Original: 2006-07-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man (back to viewer, brown hair): YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER DESSERT?!
Woman (blonde, red dress): WELL HONEY, AS YOU KNOW, I AM EATING FOR TWO NOW.
Man: *sigh* RIGHT, RIGHT...

Caption: Rachel wasn't pregnant - she'd just decided to start eating more.

Votey:
Woman (smiling): If you complain, I'll eat you too!

Alt text

A couple sits at a restaurant table cluttered with empty plates and a drink. A brown-haired man, seen from behind, says to a blonde woman in a red dress, "You're getting another dessert?!" She replies, "Well honey, as you know, I AM eating for two now." He sighs and says, "Right, right..." The caption below reads: "Rachel wasn't pregnant - she'd just decided to start eating more." Votey: a simple line-drawn close-up of the smiling woman's face saying, "If you complain, I'll eat you too!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.