2006-07-27
Original: 2006-07-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS "WHY SHE WON'T DATE YOU" (answer on bottom)
POSSIBILITIES:
A. TIN FOIL HAT. (illustration of a foil hat)
B. TIN FOIL CAPE. (illustration of a foil cape with writing on it reading: STAY OUT OF MY SPINE!)
C. CRUSHING FEAR OF MARTIAN INVASION. (illustration of a green Martian alien recoiling from small planets)
Martian alien: BLEACH!
Answer printed upside-down at the bottom: ANSWER: SHE'S A CORPSE IN YOUR BASEMENT!
Votey:
A woman wearing a pointed foil hat (drawn with a wrench/fork shape on top) speaks. Speech bubble: Speak to me!
POSSIBILITIES:
A. TIN FOIL HAT. (illustration of a foil hat)
B. TIN FOIL CAPE. (illustration of a foil cape with writing on it reading: STAY OUT OF MY SPINE!)
C. CRUSHING FEAR OF MARTIAN INVASION. (illustration of a green Martian alien recoiling from small planets)
Martian alien: BLEACH!
Answer printed upside-down at the bottom: ANSWER: SHE'S A CORPSE IN YOUR BASEMENT!
Votey:
A woman wearing a pointed foil hat (drawn with a wrench/fork shape on top) speaks. Speech bubble: Speak to me!
Alt text
A mock infographic titled "SMBC PRESENTS 'WHY SHE WON'T DATE YOU' (answer on bottom)." Under the heading POSSIBILITIES are three illustrated options: A. Tin foil hat (a crumpled foil cone). B. Tin foil cape, with the words "Stay out of my spine!" scrawled on it. C. Crushing fear of Martian invasion, shown as a green alien recoiling from tiny planets and gagging "Bleach!" Printed upside-down at the bottom is the real answer: "ANSWER: SHE'S A CORPSE IN YOUR BASEMENT!"
Votey: A woman wearing a pointed tin-foil hat with an utensil-like point stares blankly while a speech bubble pleads, "Speak to me!" — implying the man is talking to the dead body he keeps in his basement.
Votey: A woman wearing a pointed tin-foil hat with an utensil-like point stares blankly while a speech bubble pleads, "Speak to me!" — implying the man is talking to the dead body he keeps in his basement.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.