2006-07-24
Original: 2006-07-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS: UPSIDES TO THE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
EPISODE 1: GIVING RELATIONSHIP TIPS GETS A LOT EASIER.
Panel 1:
An old man wearing dark sunglasses and holding a smoking pipe, speaking to a younger man (his son):
Old man: "Son, there are two kinds of women in the world - there's Kim, and there's Tracy."
Votey:
Close-up sketch of the old man in sunglasses, still speaking.
Old man: "Tip 1: Don't mix them up"
EPISODE 1: GIVING RELATIONSHIP TIPS GETS A LOT EASIER.
Panel 1:
An old man wearing dark sunglasses and holding a smoking pipe, speaking to a younger man (his son):
Old man: "Son, there are two kinds of women in the world - there's Kim, and there's Tracy."
Votey:
Close-up sketch of the old man in sunglasses, still speaking.
Old man: "Tip 1: Don't mix them up"
Alt text
A two-tone yellow title banner reads: 'SMBC PRESENTS: UPSIDES TO THE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST. EPISODE 1: GIVING RELATIONSHIP TIPS GETS A LOT EASIER.' Below, in a purple-lit panel, a grizzled old man wearing dark sunglasses, suspenders, and holding a smoking pipe leans in to give advice to a younger man seen from behind (his son). The old man says, 'Son, there are two kinds of women in the world - there's Kim, and there's Tracy.' The joke: a post-nuclear-holocaust world has so few people left that all relationship advice fits two named women. Votey (aftercomic): a loose black-and-white line sketch of the old man's face in sunglasses, adding, 'Tip 1: Don't mix them up.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.