2006-07-29
Original: 2006-07-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman with an angry expression holds up a small voodoo doll by its arm, shaking it. A red-haired man beside her recoils in pain, mouth open. A jagged "CRACK" effect appears near his neck/head.
Voodoo doll (effect/reaction): OW!
Blonde woman: YEAH! THIS TIME IT'S FILLED WITH ROCKS!
Caption (below panel): The voodoo doll works a lot better now.
Votey:
Close-up of the blonde woman smiling with delight.
Woman: Isn't it magical?
A blonde woman with an angry expression holds up a small voodoo doll by its arm, shaking it. A red-haired man beside her recoils in pain, mouth open. A jagged "CRACK" effect appears near his neck/head.
Voodoo doll (effect/reaction): OW!
Blonde woman: YEAH! THIS TIME IT'S FILLED WITH ROCKS!
Caption (below panel): The voodoo doll works a lot better now.
Votey:
Close-up of the blonde woman smiling with delight.
Woman: Isn't it magical?
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel. An angry blonde woman dangles and shakes a small cloth voodoo doll by its arm. Beside her, a red-haired man jerks back in pain with his mouth open as a jagged yellow "CRACK" bursts near his neck; a speech bubble reads "OW!" The woman shouts, "YEAH! THIS TIME IT'S FILLED WITH ROCKS!" A caption below reads, "The voodoo doll works a lot better now" — the joke being the doll hurts him not by magic but because the rocks inside make it a heavy, painful object to swing at him. Votey: A black-and-white close-up of the woman grinning gleefully, saying, "Isn't it magical?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.