2006-07-30
Original: 2006-07-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (praying, hand to face): GOD, IS THERE REALLY A HEAVEN?
God (large yellow speech bubble): HAHAHA! SIMPLE MAN. MY CHILD, "HEAVEN" WAS CREATED BY HUMANS IN ORDER TO MANIPULATE EACH OTHER WITH FALSE HOPE.
Man: SO, THEN, WHERE DO WE GO WHEN WE DIE?
God: HELL.
Votey:
God (off-panel, speech bubble): It's not perfect, but accounting is way simpler.
Man (praying, hand to face): GOD, IS THERE REALLY A HEAVEN?
God (large yellow speech bubble): HAHAHA! SIMPLE MAN. MY CHILD, "HEAVEN" WAS CREATED BY HUMANS IN ORDER TO MANIPULATE EACH OTHER WITH FALSE HOPE.
Man: SO, THEN, WHERE DO WE GO WHEN WE DIE?
God: HELL.
Votey:
God (off-panel, speech bubble): It's not perfect, but accounting is way simpler.
Alt text
A man kneels in prayer, hand to his face, asking a disembodied voice: "God, is there really a heaven?" God replies in a large speech bubble: "Hahaha! Simple man. My child, 'heaven' was created by humans in order to manipulate each other with false hope." The man asks, "So, then, where do we go when we die?" God answers flatly: "Hell." Votey: A close-up of the man's startled face as God adds, "It's not perfect, but accounting is way simpler."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.