2006-06-11

A man sits at the bedside of a young girl tucked under blankets, clutching a small doll. He says: "Look sweetie, your mom sent a present and - whoops! I dropped it on the floor! Oh my! It's full of scorpions and pictures of clowns - your two biggest fears! Why would anyone do that?!" He's faking an accident to make the mother's gift seem like a deliberate attack. The caption reads: "When you only get one weekend of custody a month, you have to make it count." Votey: a close-up of the man smiling warmly as he says, "I love you, my little cudgel" - revealing he sees his daughter as a weapon to use against his ex.