2006-06-08
Original: 2006-06-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A large green monster (guarding gold labeled "FORT KNOX") looms over a small red-haired girl in a pink shirt.
Green monster: GUARDING ALL THAT GOLD YOURSELF, LITTLE GIRL? WHAT IS YOUR POWER?
Girl: I CAN MAKE PUPPIES APPEAR ANYWHERE!
Green monster: BAHAHAHAH!
Panel 2:
Close-up of the green monster's torso. A small sound effect appears near its body.
Sound effect: scratch scratch
Panel 3:
The green monster writhes in pain, covered in puppies that have appeared on and inside its body, biting and clawing.
Green monster: ARRGGH!
Panel 4:
The red-haired girl stands alone, arms raised triumphantly, smiling.
Votey:
Thought bubble above the smiling red-haired girl: I am God.
A large green monster (guarding gold labeled "FORT KNOX") looms over a small red-haired girl in a pink shirt.
Green monster: GUARDING ALL THAT GOLD YOURSELF, LITTLE GIRL? WHAT IS YOUR POWER?
Girl: I CAN MAKE PUPPIES APPEAR ANYWHERE!
Green monster: BAHAHAHAH!
Panel 2:
Close-up of the green monster's torso. A small sound effect appears near its body.
Sound effect: scratch scratch
Panel 3:
The green monster writhes in pain, covered in puppies that have appeared on and inside its body, biting and clawing.
Green monster: ARRGGH!
Panel 4:
The red-haired girl stands alone, arms raised triumphantly, smiling.
Votey:
Thought bubble above the smiling red-haired girl: I am God.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a huge green monster guarding a pile of gold labeled "FORT KNOX" looms over a small red-haired girl in a pink shirt and asks, "Guarding all that gold yourself, little girl? What is your power?" She answers, "I can make puppies appear anywhere!" The monster laughs, "Bahahahah!" Panel 2: a close-up of the monster's body with a faint "scratch scratch" sound effect. Panel 3: the monster screams "Arrggh!" as puppies materialize on and inside its body, biting and tearing it apart. Panel 4: the girl stands alone, arms raised in triumph, smiling. Votey: a close-up of the smiling girl with a thought bubble reading "I am God."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.