2006-06-07

A two-panel comic. In the main panel, a bald priest in a black clerical collar leans in toward a younger bald man (seen from behind, in an orange robe) inside a dim room. The priest says, "My son, we only have a few minutes before it's... your time. Have you said your buttfer today?" The young man asks, "What's a buttfer?" The priest cackles, "For poopin'! Hahahahaha! Yes! Nobody ever falls for that!" — it's the classic "what's a [word] for? / for [pooping]" schoolyard pun, played by a priest on someone about to die. In the votey (a loosely sketched extra panel), the priest adds, "Now let us pray that God grants you a dickfer," setting up the same gag a second time.