2006-06-10
Original: 2006-06-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Ninja (a masked figure dressed in black, holding a blood-stained knife): FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS AGAINST NATURE, MR. BRINKLEY, YOU HAVE PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE! NOW MASTER CHANG'S SOUL MAY REST IN PEACE!
Victim (a frightened man with pale skin in a green shirt): BUT I NEVER KILLED ANYONE! AND MY NAME IS SMITH!
Ninja: OH... WELL... YOU EVER DO ANYTHING BAD?
Victim: UH... I ONCE STOLE A BOX OF HONEY BUNS FROM THE DRUGSTORE?
Ninja: ...AND FOR THAT, YOU PERISH.
Votey:
Ninja (now drawn in a simple sketch style): Technically, murder is always revenge.
Ninja (a masked figure dressed in black, holding a blood-stained knife): FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS AGAINST NATURE, MR. BRINKLEY, YOU HAVE PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE! NOW MASTER CHANG'S SOUL MAY REST IN PEACE!
Victim (a frightened man with pale skin in a green shirt): BUT I NEVER KILLED ANYONE! AND MY NAME IS SMITH!
Ninja: OH... WELL... YOU EVER DO ANYTHING BAD?
Victim: UH... I ONCE STOLE A BOX OF HONEY BUNS FROM THE DRUGSTORE?
Ninja: ...AND FOR THAT, YOU PERISH.
Votey:
Ninja (now drawn in a simple sketch style): Technically, murder is always revenge.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A black-masked ninja holding a bloody knife stands over a frightened pale man in a green shirt. The ninja declares: "For your transgressions against nature, Mr. Brinkley, you have paid the ultimate price! Now Master Chang's soul may rest in peace!" The man protests: "But I never killed anyone! And my name is Smith!" The ninja, undeterred, asks: "Oh... well... you ever do anything bad?" The man admits: "Uh... I once stole a box of honey buns from the drugstore?" The ninja replies: "...and for that, you perish." Votey: A simple sketch of the ninja's masked head, who muses, "Technically, murder is always revenge."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.