2006-06-13
Original: 2006-06-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in a yellow shirt and tie holds a cordless phone to his ear, eyes closed, looking pained.
Man (on phone): "She left you? For who? NOBODY?! She just DUMPED you? AHAHAHA! So what're you callin' me for? So I can send you a shirt that says 'LOSER' on the front?"
Caption (below panel): My employment at the suicide hotline was brief.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man's face, now wide-eyed and grimacing as he realizes what he's said.
Man: "Uh, I mean... I'm sure you made her very happy."
A man in a yellow shirt and tie holds a cordless phone to his ear, eyes closed, looking pained.
Man (on phone): "She left you? For who? NOBODY?! She just DUMPED you? AHAHAHA! So what're you callin' me for? So I can send you a shirt that says 'LOSER' on the front?"
Caption (below panel): My employment at the suicide hotline was brief.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man's face, now wide-eyed and grimacing as he realizes what he's said.
Man: "Uh, I mean... I'm sure you made her very happy."
Alt text
A man in a yellow shirt and tie holds a cordless phone to his ear with his eyes squeezed shut, cracking up as he mocks the caller: "She left you? For who? NOBODY?! She just DUMPED you? AHAHAHA! So what're you callin' me for? So I can send you a shirt that says 'LOSER' on the front?" A caption beneath reads: "My employment at the suicide hotline was brief." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the same man's face shows him wide-eyed and grimacing as he backpedals: "Uh, I mean... I'm sure you made her very happy."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.