2006-02-23
Original: 2006-02-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A vampire in a tuxedo and red-lined cape gestures while giving a speech, an American flag behind him.
Vampire (Senator von Fangula): "AND THERE WILL BE A TEN PER CENT DECREASE IN THE TAX ON THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT MAIDENS!"
Caption (below panel): Many of us felt Senator von Fangula was just pandering to his constituency.
Votey:
Close-up of the vampire's face (sketchy line-art style), fangs showing.
Vampire: "I subscribe to the Transylvanian school of economics"
A vampire in a tuxedo and red-lined cape gestures while giving a speech, an American flag behind him.
Vampire (Senator von Fangula): "AND THERE WILL BE A TEN PER CENT DECREASE IN THE TAX ON THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT MAIDENS!"
Caption (below panel): Many of us felt Senator von Fangula was just pandering to his constituency.
Votey:
Close-up of the vampire's face (sketchy line-art style), fangs showing.
Vampire: "I subscribe to the Transylvanian school of economics"
Alt text
A vampire in a tuxedo and red-lined cape stands at a podium before an American flag, mouth open mid-speech and gesturing, like a politician. His speech bubble reads: "AND THERE WILL BE A TEN PER CENT DECREASE IN THE TAX ON THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT MAIDENS!" The caption below reads: "Many of us felt Senator von Fangula was just pandering to his constituency." The joke: a vampire running for office panders to vampire voters by promising to lower taxes on the blood of innocent maidens. Votey (aftercomic): a loose black-and-white sketch close-up of the vampire's fanged face saying, "I subscribe to the Transylvanian school of economics."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.