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2006-02-21

Original: 2006-02-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Blonde young woman: "Daddy... I'm pregnant."
Bald older man (her father), gripping a wooden baseball bat: "Where is the filthy bastard who did this to you?"

Caption (below panel): You'd think after five years dad would have accepted my marriage to Todd.

Votey:
Close-up of the blonde woman's face, looking sad/distressed, speaking: "He is not a bastard!"

Alt text

A bald, scowling older man in a red shirt holds a wooden baseball bat as his blonde adult daughter tells him, "Daddy... I'm pregnant." He menacingly demands, "Where is the filthy bastard who did this to you?" A caption below reads: "You'd think after five years dad would have accepted my marriage to Todd." The joke: the man still reacts as if his married daughter's pregnancy is the work of a villain. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn close-up of the daughter's distressed face as she protests, "He is not a bastard!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.