2006-02-18
Original: 2006-02-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A uniformed parking/lot attendant stands beside a red car, holding a clipboard or ticket. Smoke rises from beneath the car's rear tires.
Driver (man leaning out of the red car, angry): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Attendant (calm): READ THE SIGN, SIR.
Sound effect from under the car: pffffff....
Sign on a post below the panel: DO NOT BACK UP: SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE!
Votey:
A hand-drawn doodle of a smiling face. A speech bubble reads: "Welcome to Texas, sir."
A uniformed parking/lot attendant stands beside a red car, holding a clipboard or ticket. Smoke rises from beneath the car's rear tires.
Driver (man leaning out of the red car, angry): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Attendant (calm): READ THE SIGN, SIR.
Sound effect from under the car: pffffff....
Sign on a post below the panel: DO NOT BACK UP: SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE!
Votey:
A hand-drawn doodle of a smiling face. A speech bubble reads: "Welcome to Texas, sir."
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A uniformed parking-lot attendant stands calmly beside a red car, holding a ticket pad, while smoke and a 'pffffff' sound rise from the car's rear tires. The driver leans out, furious, shouting 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?' The attendant replies, 'READ THE SIGN, SIR.' Below the panel, a yellow-and-black hazard sign on a post reads: 'DO NOT BACK UP: SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE!' The joke: the driver backed over a one-way spike strip and shredded his tires, and the attendant just points to the warning sign. Votey (aftercomic): a roughly hand-drawn smiling face with a speech bubble saying 'Welcome to Texas, sir.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.