2006-03-01
Original: 2006-03-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Blonde woman (wearing a crown): PRINCE CHARMING!
Man with blond hair: ACTUALLY, I'M TECHNICALLY ONLY A HALF-PRINCE. IT'S REALLY QUITE A FUNNY STORY. YOU SEE...
Caption (below panel): Slowly but surely, Sleeping Beauty began to realize she couldn't feel her legs.
Votey:
An old woman with a wrinkled face speaks.
Old woman: This is why all the old ladies become witches.
Blonde woman (wearing a crown): PRINCE CHARMING!
Man with blond hair: ACTUALLY, I'M TECHNICALLY ONLY A HALF-PRINCE. IT'S REALLY QUITE A FUNNY STORY. YOU SEE...
Caption (below panel): Slowly but surely, Sleeping Beauty began to realize she couldn't feel her legs.
Votey:
An old woman with a wrinkled face speaks.
Old woman: This is why all the old ladies become witches.
Alt text
Main comic: A blond man leans in close to a smiling blonde woman wearing a small gold crown, against a purple background. She exclaims, "Prince Charming!" He replies, "Actually, I'm technically only a half-prince. It's really quite a funny story. You see..." A caption beneath reads: "Slowly but surely, Sleeping Beauty began to realize she couldn't feel her legs." The joke: he is droning on instead of acting, while she (the just-awakened Sleeping Beauty) is realizing something is physically wrong with her.
Votey: A hand-drawn old woman with a deeply wrinkled, frowning face says, "This is why all the old ladies become witches" — implying her bad experience with this dull half-prince turned her bitter and witchy.
Votey: A hand-drawn old woman with a deeply wrinkled, frowning face says, "This is why all the old ladies become witches" — implying her bad experience with this dull half-prince turned her bitter and witchy.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.