2006-02-28
Original: 2006-02-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS:
PARENTING - THE RIGHT WAY
EPISODE 1 - AVOIDIN' THOSE TEARS
Two columns labeled "WRONG WAY" (red header) and "RIGHT WAY" (green header).
WRONG WAY panel:
Father (to his kids): KIDS, I SHOT MOM
The two children look shocked and distressed.
RIGHT WAY panel:
Father (to his kids): KIDS, I SHOT MOM... AND ICE CREAM CAME OUT!
Children: YAYYYYY!
The kids cheer happily, one holding a pink ice cream cone.
Votey:
The father, drawn in a loose sketchy style, says: She has serious cholesterol issues
PARENTING - THE RIGHT WAY
EPISODE 1 - AVOIDIN' THOSE TEARS
Two columns labeled "WRONG WAY" (red header) and "RIGHT WAY" (green header).
WRONG WAY panel:
Father (to his kids): KIDS, I SHOT MOM
The two children look shocked and distressed.
RIGHT WAY panel:
Father (to his kids): KIDS, I SHOT MOM... AND ICE CREAM CAME OUT!
Children: YAYYYYY!
The kids cheer happily, one holding a pink ice cream cone.
Votey:
The father, drawn in a loose sketchy style, says: She has serious cholesterol issues
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic under a yellow title banner reading "SMBC PRESENTS: PARENTING - THE RIGHT WAY, EPISODE 1 - AVOIDIN' THOSE TEARS." The strip is split into a red "WRONG WAY" column and a green "RIGHT WAY" column. In the WRONG WAY panel, a father tells his two kids, "KIDS, I SHOT MOM," and the children look horrified. In the RIGHT WAY panel, the same father says, "KIDS, I SHOT MOM... AND ICE CREAM CAME OUT!" and the kids cheer "YAYYYYY!" with one holding a pink ice cream cone, delighted instead of upset. Votey: a loosely sketched drawing of the father adding, "She has serious cholesterol issues."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.