2006-03-05
Original: 2006-03-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A green-skinned, pointy-eared devilish figure in a dark cape stands triumphantly atop a candy-themed castle decorated with hearts and candy canes, arms raised against a backdrop of mountains and a rainbow.
Green devilish figure: "NOW THAT I AM KING OF HAPPY LAND, FUN SHALL BE OUTLAWED!"
Below him, a crowd of cute creatures and a pink-haired person react in distress. A long banner across the bottom reads: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Caption (below comic): In Happy Land, "fun" is slang for absinthe.
Votey:
A rough hand-drawn sketch of the same green devilish figure's head, smirking, with a speech bubble.
Green devilish figure: "You may still snort joy"
A green-skinned, pointy-eared devilish figure in a dark cape stands triumphantly atop a candy-themed castle decorated with hearts and candy canes, arms raised against a backdrop of mountains and a rainbow.
Green devilish figure: "NOW THAT I AM KING OF HAPPY LAND, FUN SHALL BE OUTLAWED!"
Below him, a crowd of cute creatures and a pink-haired person react in distress. A long banner across the bottom reads: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Caption (below comic): In Happy Land, "fun" is slang for absinthe.
Votey:
A rough hand-drawn sketch of the same green devilish figure's head, smirking, with a speech bubble.
Green devilish figure: "You may still snort joy"
Alt text
A brightly colored cartoon panel: a green-skinned, pointy-eared devil-like figure in a dark cape stands triumphantly atop a candy-themed castle covered in hearts and candy canes, arms thrown up against mountains and a rainbow. He proclaims, "NOW THAT I AM KING OF HAPPY LAND, FUN SHALL BE OUTLAWED!" Below, a crowd of cute creatures and a pink-haired person wail, with a banner reading "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Caption: In Happy Land, "fun" is slang for absinthe. Votey: a loose black-and-white sketch of the same devilish figure smirking, adding, "You may still snort joy."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.