2006-02-17
Original: 2006-02-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blond person with long hair, wearing a green t-shirt, shouts at another person (seen from behind) while holding up a lumpy gray bag labeled "SACK OF KITTENS" in one hand.
Blond person: YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I'M A VEGAN?! BECAUSE ANIMALS FEEL PAIN, OKAY?! DON'T BELIEVE ME?! HUH?!! WELL I'LL SHOW YOU!!
Caption (below panel):
Ultimately, I felt compelled to agree to his argument.
Frankly, I would've agreed with just about anything to get him to stop beating me with that sack of kittens.
Votey:
A man looks worried/annoyed, with a thought or speech bubble above him.
Man: I need a new roommate, bad.
A blond person with long hair, wearing a green t-shirt, shouts at another person (seen from behind) while holding up a lumpy gray bag labeled "SACK OF KITTENS" in one hand.
Blond person: YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I'M A VEGAN?! BECAUSE ANIMALS FEEL PAIN, OKAY?! DON'T BELIEVE ME?! HUH?!! WELL I'LL SHOW YOU!!
Caption (below panel):
Ultimately, I felt compelled to agree to his argument.
Frankly, I would've agreed with just about anything to get him to stop beating me with that sack of kittens.
Votey:
A man looks worried/annoyed, with a thought or speech bubble above him.
Man: I need a new roommate, bad.
Alt text
Main comic (one panel): A blond person in a green t-shirt yells at another person, who is shown from behind, while brandishing a lumpy gray bag clearly labeled "SACK OF KITTENS." The blond person shouts: "You wanna know why I'm a vegan?! Because animals feel pain, okay?! Don't believe me?! Huh?!! Well I'll show you!!" Below the panel, a caption reads: "Ultimately, I felt compelled to agree to his argument. Frankly, I would've agreed with just about anything to get him to stop beating me with that sack of kittens." The joke: the vegan's argument that animals feel pain is being made by violently hitting the narrator with a bag of kittens. Votey (aftercomic): A worried-looking man thinks, "I need a new roommate, bad."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.