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2006-01-28

Original: 2006-01-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (blonde, seen from behind, in a red top): OH HI. ARE YOU STEVE?
Man with red hair (holding a blood-stained banner/sign on a pole over his head): STEVE IS DEAD! BY NATURAL LAW, I -RODNEY- AM NOW YOUR BLIND DATE!

Caption (below panel): The blind dating scene sure has changed a lot since all the world's governments collapsed at once.

Votey:
A blonde woman (drawn in loose sketch style, with a faint blood smear) speaks toward the red-haired man.
Woman: So... coffee?

Alt text

A webcomic in a grungy alley. A blonde woman in a red top, seen from behind, says "Oh hi. Are you Steve?" Facing her, a wild-eyed red-haired man triumphantly hoists a blood-stained banner on a pole above his head and shouts, "Steve is dead! By natural law, I -Rodney- am now your blind date!" Caption beneath: "The blind dating scene sure has changed a lot since all the world's governments collapsed at once." Votey: in a loose pen sketch, the blonde woman (with a small blood smear) faces the red-haired man and casually asks, "So... coffee?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.