2006-01-26
Original: 2006-01-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman in a red dress (seen from behind, blonde hair): "So... do we need to go home and get you out of those clothes?"
Julian (a man in a blue tuxedo jacket and bow tie, holding a champagne glass): "Oh my dear, I think you know the answer to that question..."
Caption beneath the panel: With his teeth gleaming a pearly white, and an eyebrow rakishly crooked, Julian once again wet himself.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man, smiling: "I'm wincontinent."
Woman in a red dress (seen from behind, blonde hair): "So... do we need to go home and get you out of those clothes?"
Julian (a man in a blue tuxedo jacket and bow tie, holding a champagne glass): "Oh my dear, I think you know the answer to that question..."
Caption beneath the panel: With his teeth gleaming a pearly white, and an eyebrow rakishly crooked, Julian once again wet himself.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man, smiling: "I'm wincontinent."
Alt text
A single-panel comic drawn in a glossy color style. A blonde woman in a red dress, seen from behind, faces a smiling man in a blue tuxedo who holds a champagne glass. She says, "So... do we need to go home and get you out of those clothes?" He replies suavely, "Oh my dear, I think you know the answer to that question..." A romance-novel-style caption below reads: "With his teeth gleaming a pearly white, and an eyebrow rakishly crooked, Julian once again wet himself." The joke is that his confident seductive demeanor is undercut by the revelation that he is incontinent. Votey (aftercomic), a rough black-and-white sketch: a close-up of the smiling man saying, "I'm wincontinent," a pun on "incontinent" framing his condition as winning.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.