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2006-01-25

Original: 2006-01-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
Three men in pimp-style hats are arguing, with a calmer fourth man (in a green/yellow hat) and another man (Fred, holding a goblet, wearing a purple hat) in the foreground.

Man in green/yellow hat: "HEY! YOU OWE MY WHORES $400!"
Man in purple hat (Fred): "YEAH?! WELL HE OWES MY WHORES $800!"
Man in red hat: "OH YEAH?! WELL HE OWES ME $2,000 FOR KILLING MY WHORES!"
Fred (thought/speech, holding goblet): "OKAY, CALM DOWN. RELAX, THINK - WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?"

Caption beneath the panel: "For a split second, Fred attempted to wash the feet of a leper before ultimately being beaten to death."

Votey:
A man lies face-down on a surface, smiling.
Man: "I'm gonna rise in three days!"

Alt text

A single-panel comic shows a heated argument among several men wearing flashy, pimp-style fedora hats. One man in a green and yellow hat shouts, "Hey! You owe my whores $400!" A man in a purple hat (named Fred in the caption), holding a goblet, retorts, "Yeah?! Well he owes MY whores $800!" A man in a red hat counters, "Oh yeah?! Well he owes ME $2,000 for killing my whores!" Fred, trying to stay composed, thinks, "Okay, calm down. Relax, think - what would Jesus do?" The caption reads: "For a split second, Fred attempted to wash the feet of a leper before ultimately being beaten to death." The joke is Fred briefly trying to act like Jesus among violent pimps. The votey (a small follow-up panel) shows a man lying face-down on the ground, smiling and saying, "I'm gonna rise in three days!" - a nod to the resurrection of Jesus.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.