ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2006-02-01

Original: 2006-02-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A boy with orange hair holds up a card showing a red heart that reads "TO THE BEST MOM EVER!"
Woman: OH SON!

Caption (below panel):
Boy: "Could you get this to dad's new wife?"

Votey:
A man with wavy hair smiles dreamily.
Man: Her brownies are sooo good.

Alt text

Main comic: A boy with orange hair holds up a handmade card showing a red heart with the words "TO THE BEST MOM EVER!" A woman beside him beams and exclaims "OH SON!", clearly assuming the card is for her. The caption underneath reveals the boy's deflating reply: "Could you get this to dad's new wife?" — the card was never meant for his actual mom, but for his father's new spouse.

Votey: A dreamy-faced man with wavy hair smiles and explains the boy's allegiance: "Her brownies are sooo good."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.