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2006-01-27

Original: 2006-01-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
Setting: A fast-food kitchen. Two workers in paper caps and red shirts stand at a grill cooking burger patties. A large green can on the counter is labeled "MILITARY GRADE ASS FAT." In the foreground, a customer with orange/red hair faces the counter.

Customer (speech balloon): "HEY, YOU GUYS PUT PICKLES ON MY BURGER, AND I HAD ASKED FOR GYAH!"

Caption (below panel): Even to this day, I eat fast food only occasionally.

Votey:
A man's face in profile, looking content/resigned.
Man: "If it's good enough for our veterans, it's good enough for me!"

Alt text

A single-panel comic set in a fast-food kitchen. Two workers in paper caps cook burger patties on a grill. A large green can on the counter reads "MILITARY GRADE ASS FAT." In the foreground a red-haired customer is complaining: "HEY, YOU GUYS PUT PICKLES ON MY BURGER, AND I HAD ASKED FOR" — and his sentence cuts off into a shocked "GYAH!" as he apparently notices the ass-fat can. A caption below reads: "Even to this day, I eat fast food only occasionally." The votey (a rough black-and-white sketch) shows a man's face in profile saying, "If it's good enough for our veterans, it's good enough for me!" — taking the "military grade" labeling as a selling point.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.