2005-09-25
Original: 2005-09-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A magician in a tuxedo with a red bow tie and red cummerbund stands on a stage before a red curtain. One hand is raised triumphantly while the other reaches into a black top hat sitting on a purple-draped table, pulling out a small brown teddy bear instead of a rabbit.
Magician: WHAT THE?!
Caption (below panel): This was definitely not the ace of spades.
Votey:
A person with curly hair, drawn in a loose sketch style, looks on.
Person: That's preeeetty much what rabbits look like.
A magician in a tuxedo with a red bow tie and red cummerbund stands on a stage before a red curtain. One hand is raised triumphantly while the other reaches into a black top hat sitting on a purple-draped table, pulling out a small brown teddy bear instead of a rabbit.
Magician: WHAT THE?!
Caption (below panel): This was definitely not the ace of spades.
Votey:
A person with curly hair, drawn in a loose sketch style, looks on.
Person: That's preeeetty much what rabbits look like.
Alt text
Main comic: A tuxedoed stage magician with a red bow tie and cummerbund stands before a red curtain, one hand raised in triumph while the other pulls an object from a black top hat on a purple-draped table. Instead of a rabbit, he has pulled out a small brown teddy bear. His face is shocked and he exclaims, "WHAT THE?!" A caption below reads: "This was definitely not the ace of spades." The joke layers two failed tricks at once — a magician expecting either a rabbit or a card gets a stuffed bear.
Votey (aftercomic): A loosely sketched person with curly hair comments dryly, "That's preeeetty much what rabbits look like," deadpan about the teddy bear standing in for a real rabbit.
Votey (aftercomic): A loosely sketched person with curly hair comments dryly, "That's preeeetty much what rabbits look like," deadpan about the teddy bear standing in for a real rabbit.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.