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2005-09-24

Original: 2005-09-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Daughter: BOBBY AT SCHOOL SAID I WAS UGLY DADDY!
Father: SWEETIE, DON'T LET THAT BOTHER YOU. LOTS OF PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE UGLY.

Caption (below panel): I started to protest, but his list was rather extensive.

Votey:
A smiling person says: I'll just have to kill the pretty ones.

Alt text

A father seen from behind talks with his young blonde daughter, who holds a teddy bear and looks upset. She says, "Bobby at school said I was ugly, Daddy!" He replies, "Sweetie, don't let that bother you. LOTS of people think you're ugly." A caption below reads: "I started to protest, but his list was rather extensive." In the votey aftercomic, a simply-drawn smiling face says, "I'll just have to kill the pretty ones."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.