2005-09-28
Original: 2005-09-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair (seated at a table) speaks emphatically toward a translucent, glowing ghost of an old bald man hovering above the table. A boy with orange hair sits with his back to the viewer.
Woman (to the ghost): WAIT... WHOSE DEATH AM I AVENGING NOW?
Ghost (the old man): YOURS! FOR THE LAST TIME YOURS! WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?!
Boy (turned toward the ghost): WHO ARE YOU?!
Caption (below panel): We all kinda wished grandpa had been brutally murdered before he went senile.
Votey:
Close-up of the brown-haired woman scowling, looking up and to the side.
Woman: Shape up or I am calling the exorcist!
A woman with brown hair (seated at a table) speaks emphatically toward a translucent, glowing ghost of an old bald man hovering above the table. A boy with orange hair sits with his back to the viewer.
Woman (to the ghost): WAIT... WHOSE DEATH AM I AVENGING NOW?
Ghost (the old man): YOURS! FOR THE LAST TIME YOURS! WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?!
Boy (turned toward the ghost): WHO ARE YOU?!
Caption (below panel): We all kinda wished grandpa had been brutally murdered before he went senile.
Votey:
Close-up of the brown-haired woman scowling, looking up and to the side.
Woman: Shape up or I am calling the exorcist!
Alt text
A woman with brown hair sits at a table arguing with the translucent, glowing ghost of an old bald man who floats above it; a boy with orange hair sits nearby with his back to us. The woman asks, 'Wait... whose death am I avenging now?' The ghost snaps, 'Yours! For the last time YOURS! Who else would it be?!' The confused boy asks, 'Who are you?!' Caption beneath: 'We all kinda wished grandpa had been brutally murdered before he went senile.' Votey: a close-up of the scowling woman saying, 'Shape up or I am calling the exorcist!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.