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2005-09-22

Original: 2005-09-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man (brown-haired, in a yellow shirt and blue tie, pointing at his date): "You know, once I got over the occasional obnoxious outbursts, you're actually a pretty good date."
As he points, a red starburst erupts from his pointing hand with the word: "FAT!"

Votey:
Caption (handwritten at top): "Reading this in 2015"
A bearded man rests his head on his hand, looking weary, with a speech bubble: "The jokes get better, right?"

Alt text

Main comic: A single panel. A brown-haired man in a yellow shirt and blue tie leans toward a blonde person (seen from behind) and says warmly, "You know, once I got over the occasional obnoxious outbursts, you're actually a pretty good date." Even as he speaks kindly, he points at the person and a red starburst bursts from his hand shouting "FAT!" — demonstrating the very obnoxious outburst he claims to have gotten past. Votey (aftercomic, black-and-white sketch): A handwritten caption reads "Reading this in 2015." A tired, bearded man rests his head on his hand and asks with weary hope, "The jokes get better, right?" — a self-deprecating jab at the author's early comics.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.