ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2005-09-29

Original: 2005-09-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

Man in orange shirt: BUT HOW COULD YOU BE PREGNANT IF I'VE BEEN GONE FOR A YEAR?

Blonde woman in pink shirt: BUT YOU'VE BEEN HOME FOR SIX MONTHS NOW!

Man in orange shirt: NO I HAVEN'T! I... WAIT A MINUTE!

Man in orange shirt (to a second, near-identical man crouching/leaning at lower right): FRAAANK!

Second man (Frank): HYUH HYUH!

Caption below the panel: My twin brother's a funny guy. Fun-ny. Shame about his accident.

Votey:
Close-up of a stern-faced man. Speech bubble: There can be only one.

Alt text

Single-panel comic. A man in an orange shirt argues with a blonde woman in a pink shirt who appears pregnant. He says, 'But how could you be pregnant if I've been gone for a year?' She replies, 'But you've been home for six months now!' He protests, 'No I haven't! I... wait a minute!' He turns and yells 'FRAAANK!' at a nearly identical man crouching at the lower right, who grins and laughs 'Hyuh hyuh!' A caption reads: 'My twin brother's a funny guy. Fun-ny. Shame about his accident.' Votey: a close-up of a stern-faced man whose speech bubble reads 'There can be only one.' (a Highlander reference implying the twin's 'accident' was the narrator killing his impostor brother).

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.