2005-09-19

A single-panel comic. A man with reddish-brown hair sits wearing an orange prison shirt, his wrists handcuffed, pointing across the table. An off-panel speech bubble asks, "And what would you do if released?" The seated man cheerfully replies, "Eat your children!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "The probation board found Toddler-Eatin' Ted's honesty very refreshing." In the votey aftercomic, a smiling bald man in round glasses says, "You're a real character!"