2005-09-20
Original: 2005-09-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An older balding man sits up out of an open casket at a funeral, arms raised.
Man in casket: "HEY WAIT! I'M NOT DEAD!"
In the foreground, a younger person with long hair and a mustache stands looking annoyed, fists clenched.
Caption (below panel): Once again, dad was ruining the funeral.
Votey:
A close-up of the older man's face, smirking knowingly.
Man: "I have been planning this for years!"
An older balding man sits up out of an open casket at a funeral, arms raised.
Man in casket: "HEY WAIT! I'M NOT DEAD!"
In the foreground, a younger person with long hair and a mustache stands looking annoyed, fists clenched.
Caption (below panel): Once again, dad was ruining the funeral.
Votey:
A close-up of the older man's face, smirking knowingly.
Man: "I have been planning this for years!"
Alt text
A funeral scene: an older balding man in a suit suddenly sits up out of his open casket with his arms raised, shouting "HEY WAIT! I'M NOT DEAD!" In the foreground a younger long-haired, mustached person stands with fists clenched, looking exasperated rather than relieved. Caption beneath: "Once again, dad was ruining the funeral." The joke is that the father faking his death is a repeat annoyance, not a miracle. Votey (aftercomic): a sketchy close-up of the old man's smirking face as he admits, "I have been planning this for years!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.