2005-09-16
Original: 2005-09-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Extreme close-up. A large person looms over a smaller person, pressing what appears to be a book (likely a Bible or religious pamphlet) up against the smaller person's face. The smaller person's eyes are wide.
Looming person (shouting): YEH?! WELL HOW ABOUT NOW?! HUH?!
Caption (below panel): The Jehovah's Witnesses have gotten a lot more converts this year.
Votey:
Close-up of the smaller person's face, looking miserable.
The smaller person (thinking/saying): I regret inviting you in for tea.
Extreme close-up. A large person looms over a smaller person, pressing what appears to be a book (likely a Bible or religious pamphlet) up against the smaller person's face. The smaller person's eyes are wide.
Looming person (shouting): YEH?! WELL HOW ABOUT NOW?! HUH?!
Caption (below panel): The Jehovah's Witnesses have gotten a lot more converts this year.
Votey:
Close-up of the smaller person's face, looking miserable.
The smaller person (thinking/saying): I regret inviting you in for tea.
Alt text
An extreme close-up cartoon: a large, looming person shoves a book (a Bible or religious tract) up against the face of a smaller, frightened-looking person, shouting in a jagged yellow speech burst, 'YEH?! WELL HOW ABOUT NOW?! HUH?!' The caption reads: 'The Jehovah's Witnesses have gotten a lot more converts this year' — implying they now win conversions by physical intimidation. Votey: a close-up of the smaller, cornered person's unhappy face, with handwritten text reading, 'I regret inviting you in for tea.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.