2005-09-15
Original: 2005-09-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair grabs a screaming woman with reddish-brown hair from behind, gripping her tightly. Both have their arms flung out wide.
Woman: "OW! OW! OKAY, OKAY! I'll DO IT!"
Man: "H-R-R-R-GH! H-R-R-R-GH!"
Caption (below the panel): "And that, son, is how I convinced your mother to marry me."
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face looking weary or resigned.
Man: "Call me old-fashioned, but I use guttural noises to express dominance."
A man with brown hair grabs a screaming woman with reddish-brown hair from behind, gripping her tightly. Both have their arms flung out wide.
Woman: "OW! OW! OKAY, OKAY! I'll DO IT!"
Man: "H-R-R-R-GH! H-R-R-R-GH!"
Caption (below the panel): "And that, son, is how I convinced your mother to marry me."
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face looking weary or resigned.
Man: "Call me old-fashioned, but I use guttural noises to express dominance."
Alt text
A man with brown hair grabs a screaming red-haired woman from behind in a bear hug, both flinging their arms out wide. She yells, "OW! OW! OKAY, OKAY! I'll DO IT!" while he makes aggressive guttural noises: "H-R-R-R-GH! H-R-R-R-GH!" A caption beneath reads: "And that, son, is how I convinced your mother to marry me." The joke: the proposal story is really a story of physical coercion. Votey: a close-up of a weary-looking man saying, "Call me old-fashioned, but I use guttural noises to express dominance."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.