2005-09-12
Original: 2005-09-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Bald man (angry): I can't believe after 14 years of marriage I catch you cheating on me!
Woman (pleading): Would you RELAX? I TOLD you - I was hoping you were dead!
Votey:
Woman (continuing): I mean, you look preeeetty corpsy.
Bald man (angry): I can't believe after 14 years of marriage I catch you cheating on me!
Woman (pleading): Would you RELAX? I TOLD you - I was hoping you were dead!
Votey:
Woman (continuing): I mean, you look preeeetty corpsy.
Alt text
A bald man in a purple shirt clutches his chest and yells furiously at a woman in a pink top: "I can't believe after 14 years of marriage I catch you cheating on me!" The woman, hands raised defensively, snaps back: "Would you RELAX? I TOLD you - I was hoping you were dead!" In the votey, a close-up of the woman's worried face as she adds: "I mean, you look preeeetty corpsy." The joke: she's defending her affair by claiming she assumed her husband had already died.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.