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2005-05-22

Original: 2005-05-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with orange hair (seen from behind) speaks to a woman with yellow hair standing across a fence in a park.
Man: "Excuse me, I just saw you walk by, and I... I just... do you believe in love at first sight?"

Caption (below panel): In my excitement, I hadn't noticed the seeing eye dog.

Votey:
A close-up of the man's face. He gives a thumbs up.
Man: "Sorry, I don't speak sign language."

Alt text

An orange-haired man, seen from behind, leans over a park fence to talk to a yellow-haired woman in a purple top and blue pants. His speech bubble reads: "Excuse me, I just saw you walk by, and I... I just... do you believe in love at first sight?" A caption below reads: "In my excitement, I hadn't noticed the seeing eye dog." The joke: the woman is blind, so his swoon over love at first sight is misplaced. Votey: a close-up of the man's face giving a thumbs up, saying "Sorry, I don't speak sign language" -- compounding his cluelessness by assuming she's Deaf rather than blind and mishandling it just as badly.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.