2005-05-25
Original: 2005-05-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (with red-orange hair, green shirt): BOBBY I THINK YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH NOW TO KNOW - SANTA ISN'T REAL
Muffled voice (from a bound figure in the background): MMF! MMF!
Child (Bobby, off-panel left): BUT HE JUST-
Man (interrupting, in a jagged starburst speech bubble): YOU SAW NOTHING!
[In the background, a figure dressed as Santa Claus is tied to a chair, gagged, struggling.]
Caption (below the comic): No, Santa isn't real. He hasn't been real since December 24th, 1986.
Votey:
[Two figures in tall pointed hats / hoods.]
Left figure: Santa says to avenge his death. [the words "his death" are underlined]
Right figure: Fuck him
Man (with red-orange hair, green shirt): BOBBY I THINK YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH NOW TO KNOW - SANTA ISN'T REAL
Muffled voice (from a bound figure in the background): MMF! MMF!
Child (Bobby, off-panel left): BUT HE JUST-
Man (interrupting, in a jagged starburst speech bubble): YOU SAW NOTHING!
[In the background, a figure dressed as Santa Claus is tied to a chair, gagged, struggling.]
Caption (below the comic): No, Santa isn't real. He hasn't been real since December 24th, 1986.
Votey:
[Two figures in tall pointed hats / hoods.]
Left figure: Santa says to avenge his death. [the words "his death" are underlined]
Right figure: Fuck him
Alt text
A man with red-orange hair in a green shirt tells his off-panel son, "Bobby I think you're old enough now to know - Santa isn't real." The boy starts to protest, "But he just-" while in the background a figure dressed as Santa Claus is tied and gagged to a chair, muffled-shouting "Mmf! Mmf!" The man cuts the boy off with a jagged starburst yell: "You saw nothing!" A caption below reads: "No, Santa isn't real. He hasn't been real since December 24th, 1986." Votey aftercomic: two crudely drawn figures in tall pointed hoods. One says, "Santa says to avenge his death" (the words "his death" underlined). The other flatly replies, "Fuck him."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.