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2005-05-24

Original: 2005-05-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel, red background):

A cloaked, skull-faced figure of Death looms over a frightened man, holding a scythe.

Man: DEATH!
Death: STEVE! I HAVE COME FOR YOU!
Man: OH NO!
Death: WAIT... IS TODAY THE 24th OR 25th?
Death: 24th
Death: OH... NEVERMIND.

Votey:

Death (now a black silhouette of the hooded figure leaving): Don't go anywhere, okay?

Alt text

A single wide red-background panel. The hooded, skull-faced figure of Death, holding a scythe, leans menacingly over a frightened brown-haired man. Death announces, "STEVE! I HAVE COME FOR YOU!" The man cries, "DEATH!" and "OH NO!" Death pauses: "WAIT... IS TODAY THE 24th OR 25th?" The man answers, "24th." Death replies, "OH... NEVERMIND" - apparently Steve's appointment is the 25th, so Death came a day early. Votey: a black silhouette of the hooded Death figure as it turns to leave, saying, "Don't go anywhere, okay?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.