2005-05-21

A crowded seniors bingo night under a banner reading SENIORS BINGO NIGHT. A balding caller at the front holds a microphone and calls B-7. Instantly the entire room of elderly players erupts with a sea of speech bubbles all shouting BINGO! at once, because the bingo cards were defective and everyone won simultaneously. The caller sweats and thinks to himself: OH GOD... THEY SOLD US A DEFECTIVE KIT... BE COOL. STAY CALM... HOW MANY TOASTERS DO WE HAVE? A caption reads: Even the most senile of players would remember the ensuing bloodbath for well over 20 minutes. Votey: a close-up of a furious, toothless elderly woman gritting her bare gums and yelling, I WILL GUM YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE!