2005-05-18
Original: 2005-05-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A man with orange hair, in a green sweater and blue pants, grins and raises one finger triumphantly.
Man: HA!
His booted foot connects with a brown dog mid-kick, launching it into the air.
Sound effect: KICK!
Dog: BARK!
A blonde woman in a pink top and gray skirt stands in the background watching, looking unimpressed.
Caption (below panel): I'm beginning to wonder if Fred had an ulterior motive in buying me a puppy for Christmas.
Votey:
Close-up of the blonde woman's face, looking flat and resigned.
Woman (thought/speech): Should've said dog punting is a dealbreaker before we got married.
A man with orange hair, in a green sweater and blue pants, grins and raises one finger triumphantly.
Man: HA!
His booted foot connects with a brown dog mid-kick, launching it into the air.
Sound effect: KICK!
Dog: BARK!
A blonde woman in a pink top and gray skirt stands in the background watching, looking unimpressed.
Caption (below panel): I'm beginning to wonder if Fred had an ulterior motive in buying me a puppy for Christmas.
Votey:
Close-up of the blonde woman's face, looking flat and resigned.
Woman (thought/speech): Should've said dog punting is a dealbreaker before we got married.
Alt text
A single-panel cartoon set in a living room. A grinning orange-haired man in a green sweater raises a finger in triumph, shouting "HA!", as his booted foot punts a brown dog into the air with a jagged "KICK!" effect; the airborne dog yelps "BARK!". A blonde woman in a pink top stands in the background watching with a deadpan, unimpressed expression. The caption reads: "I'm beginning to wonder if Fred had an ulterior motive in buying me a puppy for Christmas." The votey aftercomic is a close-up of the woman's resigned face thinking: "Should've said dog punting is a dealbreaker before we got married."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.