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2005-03-17

Original: 2005-03-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

A domestic kitchen/living-room scene. A woman with long orange hair (in a blue dress over a green top) stands at left preparing food at a counter. A blond man in a dress shirt and tie sits at right holding a newspaper.

Man: "Hey honey.. how was your day?"
Woman: "It was good."
Man: "That's good..."
Woman: "How was your day?"
Man: "Yeah, it was good, good."

Caption (below the panel): "...Slut."

Votey:
Label at top: "Reading this 10 years later..."
An older man with curly/wavy gray hair and a beard reclines, looking annoyed.
Older man: "Who writes this trash?!"

Alt text

A married couple makes small talk at home: a long-orange-haired woman prepares food at the counter while a blond man in shirt and tie reads a newspaper. He asks, "Hey honey.. how was your day?" She says "It was good." He replies "That's good..." She asks "How was your day?" and he answers "Yeah, it was good, good." Beneath the panel, an out-of-nowhere muttered caption reads: "...Slut." The joke is the jarring, unprovoked insult breaking the bland politeness. Votey (aftercomic): captioned "Reading this 10 years later...", a grumpy older bearded man with gray hair reclines and grouses, "Who writes this trash?!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.