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2004-04-27

Original: 2004-04-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A large man's face is shown in close-up, mouth open wide, shouting toward a small child whose head is visible in the lower left.
Man (shouting, in a jagged yellow speech burst): "I HAVE NO SON!"

Caption (below the panel): "Well, goodnight Susie."

Votey:
Close-up of the same man's face, now drawn looking distressed/confused.
Man: "AND WHY IS MY HEAD SO BIG!?"

Alt text

A close-up of a large man's face with his mouth wide open, yelling at a small child whose head peeks in from the bottom-left corner. His shout appears in a spiky yellow burst: "I HAVE NO SON!" A caption beneath reads, "Well, goodnight Susie." — revealing the child is his daughter, so his angry disowning lands as an absurd non-sequitur bedtime farewell. Votey: a tighter, sketchier close-up of the same man's exaggeratedly oversized head, looking baffled, exclaiming "AND WHY IS MY HEAD SO BIG!?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.