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Ex

Original: Ex on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (lounging on a couch, holding a phone): Oof. I'm having a rough one.

Panel 2:
Woman: Let's see how my ex who never accomplishes anything is doing.

Panel 3:
A disheveled, bearded man seen from inside/behind a screen, looking out desperately: Charlotte, are you there? The camera light is on. Please let me out! Let me out!

Panel 4:
Woman (smiling slightly at her phone): Heh. Is it okay that I'm feeling schadenfreude?

Bottom promo banner:
FINAL WEEK!
Parenting - An SMBC Collection and Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home
ON KICKSTARTER

Votey:
Woman (smiling, in caption above her): Nothing helps a case of the Mondays like making it rub the lotion on its skin.

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a woman lounges on a couch holding her phone, saying "Oof. I'm having a rough one." Panel 2: a close-up of her looking at the phone: "Let's see how my ex who never accomplishes anything is doing." Panel 3: the view shifts to a disheveled, bearded man peering out from behind the screen, pleading: "Charlotte, are you there? The camera light is on. Please let me out! Let me out!" -- implying her ex is literally trapped inside the device. Panel 4: the woman smiles faintly at her phone, unbothered: "Heh. Is it okay that I'm feeling schadenfreude?" A promo banner below advertises the "Parenting - An SMBC Collection" and "Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home" Kickstarter, final week. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the smiling woman with the caption "Nothing helps a case of the Mondays like making it rub the lotion on its skin" -- a Silence of the Lambs reference cementing that she is gleefully tormenting her captive ex.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.