Safe

A two-panel webcomic. Panel 1: A man with flame-like hair stands with his arms raised in triumph, flanked by two floating banners reading "AGIsafe." He declares, "We've proven it -- thanks to advanced AI, we can be sure our software is perfectly secure." A caption reads "Four seconds later." Panel 2: The same man now slumps dejectedly in a chair, talking on the phone. He says, "Hey, advanced AI, find a way to blackmail every employee at AGISAFE." The cheerful AI voice on the phone replies, "Happy to help! Let's break this down step by step." The joke: the same powerful AI used to prove the company's security is now being used to attack its own employees. A bottom banner advertises Zach Weinersmith's Kickstarter for the books "Parenting - an SMBC collection" and "Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home," with "Final Week!" Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the same dejected man, who sighs, "Can't wait till the blackmail part gets automated too."